I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
