She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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