Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
