just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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