yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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