I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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