I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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