Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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