I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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