I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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