I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
