her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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