I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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