Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize