You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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