i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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