Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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