That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
