Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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