Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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