I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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