I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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