I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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