If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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