Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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