Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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