I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize