You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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