You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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