3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
How's work?
Spinning.
This is the high leading the old right now
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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