All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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