try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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