i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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