I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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