He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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