I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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