There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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