He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
