He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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