i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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