would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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