even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we're so committed to being not committed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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