she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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