i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Enjoy the penises
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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