I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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