Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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