we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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