Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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