im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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