Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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