am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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