We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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