I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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